you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Why can't burritos get me drunk
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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