so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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