Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Randomize