I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
50% drunk capacity currently
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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