just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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