he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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