I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Randomize
