In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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