my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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