but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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