glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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