I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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