ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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