No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
I wish i was in the wii world.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
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