new low.... made out with someone while peeing
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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