Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
