Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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