White coat. Heels.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
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