The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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