i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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