Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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