i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Maybe he injected his testicle?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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