You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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