And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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