Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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