Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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