U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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