So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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