Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize
