Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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