I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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