I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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