Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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