How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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