I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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