omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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