Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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