goodnight i made you a song goodbye
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
