So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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