Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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