I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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