well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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