Where is the hickey?
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize
