Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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