dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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