Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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