THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
