i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Green mimosas i think yes
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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