please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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