I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
If I die, sorry about rent.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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