i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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