i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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