yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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