My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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