so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
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