New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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