Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
one two three fourrrrnication!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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