PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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