what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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