oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Randomize
